Every Brunette Needs a Blond
Izzy & Jane live unapologetically unconventional lives and aren’t afraid to talk about it! Follow Izzy’s global adventures of raising twin boys and navigating NYC private school mom life. See what it’s really like to marry your sugar daddy and to actually be a real housewife of New York. All make, no fake... except for maybe the threads and fillers. Laugh with, or at, Jane as she tries to just keep it together. She’s single, sarcastic, and spectacular. This is what fabulous looks like, folks. Full time job: check. Social life: check. Money in the bank: someone please send her a check. And did we mention she has a dog?
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Thursday Jul 28, 2022
Thursday Jul 28, 2022
Omg, a dozen red flags just for me? I love them! Ugh, ladies, come on. We know what they look like, what they smell like, what they feel like, yet we continue to bull charge full speed ahead and expect not to get stabbed in the heart. *blows whistle* Stop your nonsense. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
What is classy if you’re rich but trashy if you’re poor? Think David Beckham’s tattoos. You want to lick them, we know. Now think of the same tattoos on some backwoods, The-Hills-Have-Eyes-looking creature with meth teeth. We’re not saying it’s right, we’re just saying it’s true. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
Scenario: A white suburban dad starts boinking his feisty Latina secretary. Brutal truth: Latinas have a certain something that white girls don’t. Latinas walk sexy. They talk sexy. They drive sexy. They eat lunch sexy. Why are white people so… and how do we say this nicely… so WHITE? Turns out Latina mothers teach their daughters all the things that haunt white women in their dreams. And they should be afraid. Very afraid. Escuela, anyone? Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jul 07, 2022
Thursday Jul 07, 2022
When we see a man with fully tatted sleeves and a face tattoo, our panties drop. When we see a woman with a dime-sized heart tattoo on her ankle, we judge. We can’t explain why we feel this way, but welcome to another episode of our unsolicited opinion. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Sleeping with your boss is not the way to get to the top. Trust us on this one. However, it’s 2022 and women are still at risk of losing their jobs if we decline the advances of a male superior co-worker. Why does this continue to be a very real thing and what can we do about it? Ladies, we need to come together and be the change on this one. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jun 23, 2022
Thursday Jun 23, 2022
Ask any New Yorker how we afford to live in this city and we all shake our heads. $8 coffee, normal. $5K a month for an 800 square foot living space with no direct sunlight, normal. Walking like we’re being chased by an ax murderer, normal. But OMG we love this city so much! Sorry, not sorry, New York is just better than…. well…. everywhere. The inaugural episode of our new series “The $20 Bagel” where we talk about the everyday New York norms that are not normal at all. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jun 16, 2022
Thursday Jun 16, 2022
Everyone’s been ghosted. Every. One. Of. Us. For all different reasons by all different people. Boyfriends, friends, other moms at school. We’re not proud of it, but we’ve ghosted people ourselves. Or as Izzy likes to call it, the slow fade. But when and why did this become the norm? It is so easy to say hey, I didn’t feel a romantic spark so thank you but no thank you. Or to say I really don’t have much free time right now, so I’ll just see you and school drop off and pick up. In the age of instant communication, why can’t we seem to communicate the simplest of things? Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jun 09, 2022
Thursday Jun 09, 2022
Thrillers. Dramas. Dark Fantasy. Nope, not movie genres. Yep, things we crave in a relationship. Por que?!! Why do we do this to ourselves? Because it makes us feel alive. Facepalm. Enough said, just listen to the episode. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday Jun 02, 2022
Thursday Jun 02, 2022
We’ve both been the other woman and we’re ok with it. But only until he started treating us like we were stupid. Maybe men really are that stupid and the crap they try and sell us is the best they can come up with. Maybe they really think we’ll believe it because they lack imagination and can’t create a million and one different scenarios on the spot like we, obviously superior, women. They are merely men, ladies. But even when we were the other woman, it never meant our Girl Code went out the window. Unpopular opinion or the right thing to do: tell the girlfriend so she has all the necessary information to make an informed decision. If she is dumb enough to stay with him, then the idiots deserve each other. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
Thursday May 26, 2022
Thursday May 26, 2022
We went from My Space to using phones for everything except actually talking on the phone. I know it’s hard for you young people out there to imagine a world when phones connected to the wall and you didn’t share pictures of what you had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner with 400 of your closest friends every day. Over-sharing is not caring. It still happened, even if you didn’t post it. And stop trying to bullsh*t us, we know your life isn’t as perfect as your Instagram. Smooth Operator, this is an emergency. Don't forget to subscribe! And please follow us on Instagram!
